Three little ducks walk into a bar

19th January 2010

Three little ducks walk into a bar

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Three little ducks walk into a bar….

Three little ducks

The Barman asks the 1st little duck, “Say, what’s your name?”

“Huey”, replies the little duck.

“How has your day been Huey?” asks the barman.

“Great. Lovely day. I had a ball. Been in and out of Puddles all day. What else could a duck want?”

“Oh that’s nice”, said the Barman, and he turned to the 2nd little duck, “What’s your name?”

“Dewey”, replies the 2nd little duck.

“So how’s your day been Dewey?” asks the Barman.

“Great thanks. Lovely day. I had a ball too. Been in and out of Puddles all day myself. What more could a duck want?”

The Barman turns to the 3rd little duck and says, “I suppose you must be Louie then?”

…

“No”, she replies, batting her eyelashes, “My name is Puddles…”

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