Man in Southampton has penis removed from pipe
OK, on the trail of bizarre news, we came across this little gem
The story is summarised as follows, originally printed in The Telegraph
Apparently this guy turned up at Southampton General Hospital, with his penis stuck fast in a stainless steel pipe. Staff could do nothing with it, since the loss of blood flow ’caused him to be aroused’ making removal impossible.
The quick-thinking staff called the Fire Service, and it took 7 firefighters armed with a 4½” grinder a blistering 30 minutes to cut the pipe away from the afflicted patient.
The guy is said to have no permanent damage, just a bit of swelling and bruising.
The only dampener on the story is, the guy never explained the story behind his predicament….. but I think we can hazard a guess !!
I don’t think I fancy a metal grinder so close to my assets, and the heat it would generate has to be a mite uncomfortable….. but then I’m not really one for sticking my manhood into metal pipes in the first place.
Having a background in the Health Service, I have heard stories of this type of thing, but this is the first confirmed version I have come across. Please feel free to email us with any bizarre stories you come across (though we will require a supporting link before we can publish).











