Beware the latest Eastern European Scam

17th June 2009

Beware this latest ‘Eastern European’ scam, don’t get fooled like I did

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Eastern European Scam

The story

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever ‘Eastern European’ scam while out shopping.

Simply dropping into my local supermarket for a bit of shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic.

Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you or your friends.

Here’s how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen, their large firm young breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It’s impossible not to look especially with all the rain we have been having.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they’ll say “No” and instead ask you for a lift to another store, in my case, Morrisons in Fishponds. You agree and they both get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing and both get completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!

I had my wallet stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, and 29th. Also June 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this coming weekend.

So be warned!

Geoff

P.S. Lidl have wallets on sale for £1.99 each, Aldi are £1.75 and look nicer.

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1 On June 18th, 2009, Kat said:

hey guy im sorry but you are a fuckin moron this happened to you numerous times and every time you got your wallet stolen… when are you going to learn… stop letting these “firm breasted” women seduce and take your wallet. clearly every time you do so your wallet goes missing. and the most disturbing part about the entire thing is that you are anticipating it happening again. are you really that desperate?

2 On June 18th, 2009, Kat said:

oh and p.s. no remotley intelligent person would fall for that let alone fall for it SEVENTENN!!!! times

3 On June 18th, 2009, admin said:

Ummm….. Humour Blog people, HUMOUR

Maybe there is a hidden joke in there somewhere lol

4 On June 18th, 2009, admin said:

Oh, and ps….. you COUNTED them lol

Internet Users never cease to amuse me

5 On July 7th, 2009, kamal said:

Isnn`t it cheaper to lose the wallet(just the wallet) for two hot chicks.

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