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A new two-year degree is being offered at the Central Queensland University that many people should be interested in:

Becoming a Real Man. That’s right, in just six mini-semesters, you too can be a real man as well as earn an MA degree (Male Arts).

Program outline

Year 1

Autumn Schedule:

• MEN 101: Combating Stupidity
• MEN 102: You too can do house work
• MEN 103: PMS - learn to keep your mouth shut
• MEN 104: We do not want sleazy under garments for Christmas

Winter Schedule:

• MEN 110: Wonderful laundry techniques
• MEN 111: Understanding the female response to getting in at 4am
• MEN 112: Parenting - It doesn’t end with conception
• EAT 100: Get a life - Learn to cook
• EAT 101: Get a life - Learn to cook II
• ECON 001A: What is hers is hers

Spring Schedule:

• MEN 120: How not to act like an arse when you’re wrong
• MEN 121: Understanding your incompetence
• MEN 122: You - the weaker sex
• MEN 123: Reasons to give flowers
• ECON 001C: What was yours is hers

YEAR 2

Autumn Schedule:

• SE#X 101: You can fall asleep without it
• SE#X 102: Morning dilemna - If it’s awake, take a shower
• SE#X 103: How to stay awake after sex
• MEN 201: How to put the toilet seat down
• Elective (see list below)

Winter Schedule:

• MEN 210: The remote control - overcoming your dependency
• MEN 211: How not to act younger than your children
• MEN 212: You too can be a designated driver
• MEN 213: Honest, you don’t look like Brad Pitt
• MEN 230A: Her birthday & anniversaries are important

Spring Schedule:

• MEN 220: Omitting %&*!@ from your vocabulary (Pass/Fail only)
• MEN 221: Fluffing the blanket after farting is not necessary
• MEN 222: Real men ask for directions
• MEN 223: Thirty minutes of begging is not considered foreplay
• MEN 230B: Her birthday and anniversaries are important II

Course Electives:

• EAT 102: Cooking with Tofu
• EAT 103: Utilisation of Eating Utensils
• EAT 104: Burping and belching discreetly
• MEN 231: Mothers-in-law
• MEN 232: Appear to be listening
• MEN 233: Just say ‘yes dear’
• ECON 001B: Cheaper to keep her

PDF available HERE

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