John McCain fights for his place at LA Galaxy

5th November 2008

McCain to fight for his place at LA Galaxy

John McCain lost the presidential election tonight. He made one of the best speeches of his career, gracious in defeat.

Privately though, he has told friends, he is glad as he can now concentrate on his one true love - football (well, he called it ’soccer’)

McCain feels that the time could not be better for his return to the first team, with Obama’s great victory clearing his diary, and with David Beckham practically on his way to Milan.

McCain said ‘Hell, who knows, I might even give up my seat on the senate and train twice a week!’

McCain’s one big regret, he confided in a friend, is that he forgot to thank all the good people of America who voted for ‘change’ - they have certainly brought that ‘change’ and laid it upon the doorstep of LA Galaxy.

Are LA Galaxy now gutsy enough to accept this great gift the nation of America has bestowed upon them, send that posh Englishman off to Italy, and accept their one true leader (well in footie terms anyway)?

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