An ex girlfriend rang me up today…
This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous former girlfriend who called ‘out of the blue’ to see if I was still around.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.
I couldn’t believe it when she asked if I’d be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little bit of that ‘old magic’.
I was flabbergasted.
“I don’t know if I could keep pace with you now,” I said, “I’m a bit older and a bit grayer and a bit balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don’t really have the energy I used to have.” She just giggled and said she was sure I would rise to the challenge.
“Yeah,” I said, “Just so long as you don’t mind a man with a waistline that’s a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my lack of muscle and tone, with stuff sagging, my teeth not as white and my jowls like a Great Dane!”
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying that tubby, grey haired older men were cute, and she was sure that I would still be a great lover.
Then she giggled, “I’ve put on quite a bit of weight myself!”
So I told her to rack off and hung up.
